i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
i think im in europe. pls send help
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