What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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