i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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