okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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