I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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