Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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