hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I think people are normalizing furries
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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