Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Just puked most of my soul out..
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