I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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