Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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