I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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