did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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