You really coming over, don't trick.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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