also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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