I can't watch pbs sober anymore
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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