i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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