If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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