i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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