fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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