Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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