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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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