TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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