apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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