Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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