The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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