what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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