My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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