i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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