he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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