we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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