Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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