I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize