Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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