We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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