You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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