yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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