So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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