making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Randomize