He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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