yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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