i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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