i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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