I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I need a beard to bite.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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