walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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