dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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