At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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