Do you still have your period?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize