I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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