I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize