i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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